Fragment in hostile commodity history:
"GRIFFITH, Ind., Dec. 27— A battery-operated Cabbage Patch doll that can chew had to be taken apart piece by piece this week when it munched a 7-year-old girl's hair up to her scalp and would not let go."
They had no off-switch, no way to go in reverse. The pure drive to eat beyond nourishment, gnawing blankly at her owner's head.
I was attacked by one of those back in the day. Vicious little things.
ReplyDeleteThe perfect tool for an especially perverse fraternity initiation....
ReplyDeleteThe mind boggles.