Hey Google et al,

if you want to make yourself useful, immediately develop a plug-in for internet news sources that will automatically replace the words "pro-Mubarak protester/demonstrator" with the words "state-paid thugs regarding whom the West lacks the courage to call it like it is in the hopes that the uprising will be undermined in such a way that the oil-nervous West could claim it was just 'a democratic expression of the conflicted will of the people' rather than the deliberate murder of those who have the kind of guts we'll never have".  A bit clunky, sure, but at least it isn't a straight-forward lie.  For shorthand, we can just call them either "Baltagayyah" or "murdering goons".