"An adult conversation"

"If we don't do something about this, this is to me like going out and buying a brand new Cadillac, driving it all over the world and beating it up until it's not worth very much and I've charged it to my grandkids."

(As though Arnie was paying for deferred death on the installment plan.)

You can hear in these reports a minute, hushed guttural catch every time they utter the word sustainable...

Hence, time to put this Caddy on blades, just let it shine its last years as it huffs its own fumes and dreams of turning around.

"But do I really care about this baby's future?"

A blade-thin difference between the joke and the disavowed slip.