“Drill a hole, drop a nuke in and seal up the well.”


Apparently, the only way to stop the chthonic entropy of the spill is to remake Armageddon.

4 comments:

Giovanni said...

Interesting. I researched that just last week and couldn't for the life of me work out if the nuclear option was a hoax or not.

I think you have a bung link there on the words "to remake".

socialism and/or barbarism said...

Broke link indeed.

Like all good hoaxes, it's actually just the truth.
(going to try and write something proper about the spill, but it keeps getting weirder and doing my job for me: giant absorbent pillows to sop it up? and cuddle the pipe? giant block of concrete dropped through the sea to crush it down? my normal frenzy of imagination is kind of foreclosed, especially if they go for the undersea leng tch'e...)

Giovanni said...

Whereas this one is pure hoax. It might amuse you though.

socialism and/or barbarism said...

Just wait, Giovanni... dark rains a-comin'.