"And for my picture of America, I found one on the net, on some freebie angelfire.com webpage by some guy who used to be a Marine or really likes the Marines or his brother was a Marine or something (it really wasn't clear which). It was a photo of my father, in his shorts, his mouth shaped like a big O and his forehead glistening from sweat as he leans into the steering bar of his lawn mower. There were two captions on the pic too, in big red computery font letters. FUELED BY MARX says the caption up top, and on the bottom of the photo, RULED BY SATAN."
(from Nick Mamatas' Under my Roof, which everyone needs to read)