No, everything is fine, honey. Other than the slo-mo gasp of welds coming apart at a deadlock, that is.
(two masochists go for a ride)
What's real mean isn't the scalding. It's that you have to learn to tip it in reverse to get anything to come out.
(a masochist - not because the pain, but because it is an active decision to allow the sadistic spill - pours some coffee for one)